I was presented with a really weird simile today, and I think I should share it with the world, or less importantly...you.
"You and (blank) are acting like you're playing checkers. Why are you the one that has to make a move? It's like, you shouldn't have to remind him that it's his turn! What is he waiting for? To get kinged? What the hell! You shouldn't have to be jumping all over the damn board by yourself! You've had to remind him that you want to hug him before you leave after school. Why is he such a prick?"
I thought that was kind of funny, because it's true.
....
Oh well.
Life sucks, and then you die.
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I love that quote from Jacob in Twilight...It's so true. My other favorite line in the Twilight saga is from Edward..."I bit a pillow." I crack up every time...like literally. Anyways...you want me to smack your boyfriend for you? I would gladly do it for you. =]
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